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Ted 2


Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

Actors: Mark Wahlberg , Seth MacFarlane , Amanda Seyfried , Jessica Barth , Giovanni Ribisi , Morgan Freeman , Sam J. Jones , Patrick Warburton , Michael Dorn , Bill Smitrovich
Directors: Seth MacFarlane
Country: USA
Release: 2015-06-26
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  • Steve Persall

    Ted 2 isn't cinematically special; the plot structure and shot framing is identical to MacFarlane's animated TV shows. But my god, is it funny. Trashy, nasty as it wants to be funny. Wake up the next day still giggling funny. Yes, that funny.

    Tampa Bay Times Full Review
  • Joe Morgenstern

    In a movie devoted mainly to making you laugh, it’s a plea for tolerance that takes your breath away.

    Wall Street Journal Full Review
  • Stephanie Zacharek

    MacFarlane's comedy may not be sophisticated on its face, but the mechanisms behind it are delicately calibrated.

    Village Voice Full Review
  • Mick LaSalle

    Writer-director Seth MacFarlane is like some weird combination of a stupid, dirty-minded teenager and a brilliant comic master. His impulses are sophomoric, but he knows where to find the punch line, and he hits it, again and again.

    San Francisco Chronicle Full Review
  • Joe Williams

    One man’s mirth is another man’s poison, this critic can only consult his belly as the barometer. On a gut level, Ted 2 is a funny film.

    St. Louis Post-Dispatch Full Review
  • Rebecca Keegan

    While Ted 2 is absurd and occasionally disgusting, it is also wickedly funny.

    Los Angeles Times Full Review
  • Andrew O'Hehir

    In its better, non-jizz-related moments, Ted 2 is a loosey-goosey stoner road trip with an irrelevant, appealing blend of innocence and sweetness: John and Sam doing a “Walk Like an Egyptian” dance number in the law library, for no particular reason, or the “Law & Order” theme-song lyrics, a bit of brilliant standup material stuck in the middle of a movie. Full Review
  • Scott Foundas

    Both “Ted” movies are, ultimately, one-joke affairs rooted in the idea of taking some emblem of childhood innocence and vulgarizing it.... That joke, though, turns out to be a resilient one, and the chemistry between Wahlberg and MacFarlane is infectiously puerile.

    Variety Full Review
  • Kyle Smith

    Ted 2 has so many mo–ments of crazy brilliance that I laughed a lot, if infrequently. Is a ballplayer who whiffs four balls but knocks the fifth one 500 feet worth watching? I say yes.

    New York Post Full Review
  • Peter Travers

    If you're ready to go with the hit-and-miss flow, you'll laugh your ass off.

    Rolling Stone Full Review
  • David Ehrlich

    MacFarlane’s preference for quantity over quality results in a lot of dead air, but the gags that land are howlers, and all of its crudeness (and racism, and sexism, and homophobia, etc.), the movie beats with a real heart.

    Time Out New York Full Review
  • Jordan Hoffman

    The Ted franchise is perhaps unstoppable if MacFarlane sets his sights a bit lower, finds a way to streamline the plot mechanics and just give moviegoers what they never knew they wanted: time hanging out with a foul-mouthed anthropomorphised soft toy.

    The Guardian Full Review
  • Frank Scheck

    Ted's Boston-accented zingers are expertly delivered by the director/star, whose voice talent is undeniable, and Wahlberg again demonstrates that he's skilled at comedy.

    The Hollywood Reporter Full Review
  • A.A. Dowd

    Either way, Ted 2 strikes a sometimes-awkward balance between sincerity and cheap provocation. It also forgets that the real draw of the first film wasn’t Ted himself, but Wahlberg, whose sweet-lug routine scored a lot of belly laughs.

    The A.V. Club Full Review
  • Chris Nashawaty

    The sequel still manages to walk the tightrope between clever and crass. For a while, at least.

    Entertainment Weekly Full Review
  • Drew McWeeny

    Like most comedy sequels, it is too long and too indulgent in calling back to the original film.

    Hitfix Full Review
  • James Berardinelli

    It would be disingenuous for me to claim that Ted 2 isn't funny. Although I was often bored by the plodding direction of the story, I laughed from time-to-time.

    ReelViews Full Review
  • Mark Feeney

    She (Seyfried) provides some real charm, something the movie otherwise lacks. She also seems like a plausible part of the action in a way that Kunis never did.

    Boston Globe Full Review
  • Jeff Baker

    Maybe it's too early to say MacFarlane can't make a movie. He's still young, he's compulsively creative. He'll keep getting more chances. He could figure it out, but I don't think I want to watch him try.

    Portland Oregonian Full Review
  • Brian Truitt

    Ted 2 locks into a nice groove whenever it's just Ted and John being buds (and smoking bud), and Seyfried actually adds to the chemistry. If only the nonstop parade of craziness and lack of story coherence around them wasn't so hard to bear.

    USA Today Full Review
  • Michael Phillips

    I laughed three or four times, mostly at verbal byplay since director MacFarlane struggles when it comes to timing, filming and cutting sight gags.

    Chicago Tribune Full Review
  • Richard Roeper

    Ted 2 feels like far too many other sequels: born of box office expectations more than a bona fide reason to return to the characters we loved the first time around.

    Chicago Sun-Times Full Review
  • Bilge Ebiri

    The trouble is, lazy, opportunistic writing can be distracting in its own way, and there’s way too much of it in Ted 2 to fully ignore.

    New York Magazine (Vulture) Full Review
  • Marc Savlov

    The outcome is no great surprise, and plenty of the gags feel as though they were meant to be throwaways, but Ted 2, exactly like its predecessor, has plenty of heart, which makes all the rest of the black-dick jokes marginally more tolerable.

    Austin Chronicle Full Review
  • Bill Goodykoontz

    The film, like most of MacFarlane's work, is a mix of occasional laugh-out-loud moments — there are some here — and cringe-worthy misfires that play a lot more tone-deaf than he seems to intend.

    Arizona Republic Full Review
  • Dan Callahan

    Bad taste needs to be more honest and more all-inclusive if it’s to make a lasting impression, and MacFarlane’s bad taste here is both too wishy-washy and too knee-jerk cruel to really make any impact.

    TheWrap Full Review
  • Glenn Kenny

    Aside from race jokes, Ted 2 offers a nearly staggering number of weed jokes, a couple of which are mildly funny, or at least funnier than the rape jokes. Full Review
  • Roger Moore

    The acquired taste that is Seth MacFarlane is harder to acquire and the one joke in his one-joke comedy about the pot-smoking/potty-mouthed teddy bear wears thin in the endless two hours of Ted 2.

    Tribune News Service Full Review
  • Chris Cabin

    The film is a redundant showcase for Seth MacFarlane's racy, dick-centric sense of humor.

    Slant Magazine Full Review
  • Genevieve Koski

    Where Ted managed a respectable ratio of clever (or at least transcendently dumb) gags to lazy/offensive ones, Ted 2 is a repetitive, self-congratulatory slog, dragged down by a haphazard plot and the same third-act problems that ultimately sunk the first film.

    The Dissolve Full Review
  • Graham Fuller

    Ted 2 is as subtle as a frat-house flick.

    Screen International Full Review
  • Ann Hornaday

    As he proved with his misbegotten A Million Ways to Die in the West, MacFarlane is essentially a guy who’s gotten appallingly lucky on television. He exhibits zero proficiency in cinematic staging and no sense of pace.

    Washington Post Full Review
  • Drew Taylor

    Ted 2 gives lip service to civil liberties and spends the rest of the running time picking the easiest joke to tell, again and again and again.

    The Playlist Full Review
  • Manohla Dargis

    Mr. MacFarlane can be funny, but Ted 2 is insultingly lazy hack work that is worth discussing primarily because of how he tries and fails to turn race, and specifically black men, into comedy fodder.

    The New York Times Full Review
  • Jacob Hall

    Ted 2 is the equivalent of a middle school bully. It's not as funny as it thinks it is. Its penchant for casual cruelty masks a hollow soul. And it will be totally forgotten once we move onto bigger and better things.

    New York Daily News Full Review
  • Lawrence Toppman

    McFarlane’s at his best when he breaks new ground.... Yet too many things get repeated from “Ted.”

    Charlotte Observer Full Review
  • Olly Richards

    Less fun than last time and oddly unpleasant in its tone. MacFarlane takes potshots at everyone he can find, while shielding the two characters that deserve it most.

    Empire Full Review
  • Robbie Collin

    If every last joke in it wasn’t built on the premise that anyone who isn’t a straight, white, able-bodied, middle-class male isn’t intrinsically laughable, it might have made for lively comedy.

    The Telegraph Full Review
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