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Mortdecai

6/10
Comedy . Adventure . Action . Crime
 

Art dealer, Charles Mortdecai, searches for a stolen painting rumored to contain a secret code that gains access to hidden Nazi gold.

 
Actors: Johnny Depp , Gwyneth Paltrow , Ewan McGregor , Paul Bettany , Olivia Munn , Jeff Goldblum , Jonny Pasvolsky , Michael Culkin , Ulrich Thomsen , Alec Utgoff
Directors: David Koepp
Country: UK , USA
Release: 2015-01-23
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  • Jesse Hassenger

    It’s exactly the sort of oddball trifle, like Hudson Hawk, that tends to attract the ire of baffled audiences and grumpy critics. It’s also the sort of oddball trifle that, like Hudson Hawk, will put certain aficionados of silliness in a pretty good mood.

    The A.V. Club Full Review
  • Gary Goldstein

    Those who do find their way into this supremely silly action-mystery caper are in for a few grins if not laughs thanks largely to the deft — and daft — performance of Johnny Depp in the title role.

    Los Angeles Times Full Review
  • Alonso Duralde

    Mortdecai is by no means a disaster — the occasional joke lands, and there’s at least some fun to be found in the frenetic farce of all the conspiracies and the running-around... Still, I spent most of the movie waiting for it to find its rhythms and set a witty pace for itself that would allow the humor to build and the outrageous situations to pay off grandly.

    TheWrap Full Review
  • Michael Arbeiter

    Beyond stiff and halfhearted performances, tired and infantile comic material and a needlessly complicated plot, the real, truly piercing shortcoming of the movie is that it lacks a compelling reason to exist.

    The Playlist Full Review
  • Roger Moore

    The story is nonsensical and the action tepid. So if you don’t find the Brit-quips funny, there’s not much for you in Mortdecai, just vintage British motorcars, foppish gibberish and Depp curling and re-curling that mustache, punctuating every line with “Right!” or “Quite!” That makes for a quite watchable mess.

    Tribune News Service Full Review
  • Leah Greenblatt

    The movie is too odd and randy to play for kids on an Austin Powers level, and too broad to really work as farce. But Depp, god bless him, fully commits, and finds a few genuinely funny moments amidst all the outsize mugging and mild sociopathy.

    Entertainment Weekly Full Review
  • Tom Huddleston

    Contrary to appearances, Mortdecai isn’t a total disaster: Depp may be suffering the most catastrophic career slump since Eddie Murphy said yes to Norbit, but he’s still perfectly watchable.

    Time Out London Full Review
  • Brian Truitt

    With a varied wardrobe of retro men's finery and a hirsute upper lip, the title character of the silly comedy Mortdecai is the center of a whirlwind of horrible British accents, too much gagging, not enough good gags and weak dialogue that, while not exactly terrible, is terribly boring.

    USA Today Full Review
  • Guy Lodge

    There’s a fatal shortage of zingers to supplement its exhausting zaniness.

    Variety Full Review
  • David Edelstein

    In the end, we must lay the badness of Mortdecai at the feet of its star. I envy Depp’s capacity for self-amusement, but it’s a pity he’s so rich and enbubbled that no one dares say to say to him, “Er, Johnny ... this is, er, really very bad.”

    New York Magazine (Vulture) Full Review
  • Scott Tobias

    Mortdecai’s farcical mechanics are actually well worked out, which is a credit to Koepp, an ace Hollywood screenwriter (Jurassic Park, 2002’s Spider-Man) who directed the fun late-summer sleeper Premium Rush two years ago. It’s just the jokes that are astonishingly unfunny.

    The Dissolve Full Review
  • Stephen Holden

    What a frantically dull spectacle this vanity project is.

    The New York Times Full Review
  • Stephen Dalton

    Mortdecai is an anachronistic mess that never succeeds in re-creating the breezy tone or snappy rhythm of the classic caper movies that it aims to pastiche.

    The Hollywood Reporter Full Review
  • Robbie Collin

    A psychotically unfunny art-heist romp.

    The Telegraph Full Review
  • Peter Sobczynski

    One of those rare birds that is so off-putting in so many ways that all I could do for the most part was wonder how so many presumably intelligent people could be persuaded to sign on to produce and appear in something that could not have possibly seemed like anything other than a total mess from its earliest stages.

    RogerEbert.com Full Review
  • Kyle Smith

    Mortdecai is mortdifying, a mortdal sin of a movie that’s headed for the cinematic mortduary.

    New York Post Full Review
  • Elizabeth Weitzman

    Johnny Depp has done so much for us. Let us now return the favor and pretend Mortdecai, a disastrously misjudged career low, never existed.

    New York Daily News Full Review
  • Amy Nicholson

    The hard part will be convincing audiences to shake off their Depp fatigue and embrace a film that's daffy, dated, and precisely as intended.

    Village Voice Full Review
  • Stephanie Merry

    Mortdecai succeeds more as a talky farce than an action-packed adventure. But it would be even better if Mortdecai weren’t about Mortdecai at all.

    Washington Post Full Review
  • Kimberley Jones

    Most Americans will be unfamiliar with the late British writer Kyril Bonfiglioli’s Mortdecai novels, on which this Johnny Depp comedy is based; still, no reference point is required to come to the conclusion this is a rotten movie all around.

    Austin Chronicle Full Review
  • James Mottram

    Charmless, mirthless and witless, this waste of time is another black mark on Depp’s card, while his co-stars fare little better. Even low expectations won’t help you here.

    Total Film Full Review
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  • based on novel

  • painting

  • debt

  • art dealer

  • stolen painting

  • moustache

  • fake painting

  • macguffin

  • code

  • terrorist

  • russian

  • mi5

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  • man and woman in bath

  • luger

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  • blindfold

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  • man in a wheelchair

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  • thrown from a moving car

  • stowaway on an airplane

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  • hotel explosion

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  • abduction

  • london cityscape

  • goya painting

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  • double barreled shotgun

  • clothes on fire

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  • handlebar mustache

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  • woman goosing a man

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  • united states of america

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  • male vomiting

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  • russian gangster

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  • reference to margaret thatcher

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  • reference to herman goering

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  • reference to the eiffel tower

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  • horse drawn hearse

  • bathroom

  • clicking one's tongue

  • motel explosion

  • motel on fire

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  • painting on fire

  • bank code

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  • year 1840

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  • bikini

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  • reference to helen allingham

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  • nose bandage

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  • franz joseph mustache

  • reference to franz joseph of austria

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  • backing a car into someone

  • hunting accident

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  • calling someone a bastard

  • rudeness

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  • garage

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  • spaniard

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  • watching wrestling on tv

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  • cheese

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  • decanter

  • knocking on a door

  • art collecting

  • fired from the job

  • jumping out a tree

  • stealing from a thief

  • hit on the head

  • shot in the back with an arrow

  • bow and arrow

  • artist

  • farmer's daughter

  • flash forward

  • shotgun

  • shooting out a car window

  • turkey farmer

  • sex

  • looking at one's self in a mirror

  • mirror

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  • corgi

  • art auction

  • reference to george sheridan knowles

  • insolvency

  • calling someone darling

  • paris france

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  • throwing someone over a bar

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  • scoundrel

  • con man

  • cheater

  • mosquito

  • apology

  • face slap

  • chinese

  • egoist

  • fencer

  • art theft

  • scene during opening credits

  • flaming drink

  • drinking

  • drink

  • money

  • rivalry

  • stealing a painting

  • theft

  • death

  • scene of the crime

  • screwball comedy

  • murder of an old woman

  • shaving

  • circumcision

  • falling in love

  • implied nudity

  • bare chested male

  • bank check

  • mace spray

  • subtitled scene

  • cantonese

  • sadist

  • sadism

  • brutality

  • torture

  • public address system

  • gagging

  • shot in the back

  • pants falling down

  • pepper spray

  • toilet

  • war medal

  • dog

  • police station

  • caught having sex

  • robbery

  • thief

  • arrow

  • shot with an arrow

  • thug

  • eccentric

  • dancing

  • food poisoning

  • jumping from a car

  • foot chase

  • hit by a car

  • informant

  • magnifying glass

  • embassy

  • stupidity

  • femme fatale

  • gunfight

  • shootout

  • urination

  • trafalgar square london

  • investigation

  • library

  • motel

  • spy

  • secret agent

  • police inspector

  • police

  • arrest

  • impalement

  • assassin

  • assassination attempt

  • swastika

  • elevator

  • hotel

  • injection

  • knocked out

  • drunkenness

  • airplane

  • airport

  • conspiracy

  • mechanic

  • smuggler

  • smuggling

  • party

  • horse

  • father daughter relationship

  • nymphomaniac

  • los angeles california

  • moscow russia

  • kremlin

  • london eye

  • big ben london

  • sexual innuendo

  • double entendre

  • oxfordshire england

  • funeral

  • corpse

  • hearse

  • sword fight

  • cockney accent

  • world war two veteran

  • journey shown on a map

  • interrogation

  • rescue

  • escape

  • hostage

  • kidnapping

  • meat cleaver

  • restaurant

  • blood

  • straight razor

  • jumping from height

  • jumping through a window

  • threatened with a knife

  • knife

  • fish out of water

  • brawl

  • fight

  • fistfight

  • englishman abroad

  • england

  • rifle

  • bar

  • bar fight

  • nightclub

  • hong kong

  • mile high club

  • hit with a mallet

  • hit in the crotch

  • head butt

  • punched in the face

  • chase

  • car motorcycle chase

  • car accident

  • car chase

  • rolls royce

  • motorcycle

  • explosion

  • cigarette lighter

  • fire

  • blowtorch

  • billionaire

  • manor house

  • mansion

  • love triangle

  • repeated line

  • womanizer

  • held at gunpoint

  • slapstick comedy

  • caper

  • deception

  • cell phone

  • bumbling hero

  • unlikely hero

  • anti hero

  • race against time

  • money problems

  • husband wife relationship

  • revenge

  • red herring

  • revolver

  • pistol

  • bodyguard

  • manservant

  • shot in the foot

  • shot in the hand

  • shot in the arm

  • shot in the shoulder

  • shot to death

  • shot in the chest

  • no opening credits

  • flashback

  • two in a bathtub

  • bathtub

  • sword

  • accidental shooting

  • gun

  • kiss

  • london england

  • auction

  • murder

  • vase

  • mustache

  • voice over narration

  • surprise ending

  • box office flop

  • one word title

  • title spoken by character

  • character name in title

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